Partial nephrectomy support portal

The Snip Beneath My Rib

A very official, deeply unserious website where you can sign up to help Josh recover from surgery. One month of care, one calendar. Claim a day to visit and help out, or feed the patient. That is the whole job.

I volunteer as tribute I bring snacks, not feelings

Where things stand

show up or send soup, your call

22days until surgery

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Other ways to help (no sign-up, just vibes)

📞Random check-insCall or text out of nowhere to make sure I am still horizontal and dramatic.
🐕Walk the dogHe did nothing wrong and deserves a lap around the block.
😹Send dank memesRecovery is 30% rest, 70% scrolling. Keep the feed cursed.
📺TV show recsI will be on the sofa for a month. Give me something to binge.